When getting through to someone to enquire about how I can arrange the deal, the person who I speak to sounds like a drop-out from the most menial job you can possibly think off, with all the charm and charisma of an Harry Enfield character. Their staff are, probably, working under a “Self Employed” basis and, should they do actually make a ‘sale’, they’ll be let go under some excuse, in order for commission not to be paid.

Make no mistake, these people are scum who pray on the innocent, and hopefully, “Claims Team UK slash USA”, “Claims Team UK / USA” or whatever they’re calling themselves this week, will fall foul of Trades Descriptions.

And if you work for them, feel free to out all the shady business practices to the world, I have no doubt that you are better off on benefits than working for them.